You know how weird crap comes in threes, like you buy a hamster, and then you
hear that your friend can't come out to party because there's a funeral for
his sister's hamster, and then you hear on the news that some old duffer
died from a hamster bite? I'll assume you do so that I can relate my shocked
amazement after watching first the movie "Hannibal," in which a disfigured
guy gets attacked by pigs, then being exposed to an episode of "Deadwood"
in which a corpse was fed to pigs, and finally this: hummingbird metal fronted
by what sounds like a low-squealing pig. As if that isn't enough (and of course it is),
the CD cover involves a cartoon scene of the band being eaten by swine.
Just what Americans needed, another thing to panic about: More than likely you'll soon bear witness
to Republicans diverting media attention away from the Neocon Nazi filibuster battles and
calling for moratoria on the dangers of ax-wielding farm animals as you chew your BLT in front of Elizabeth Vargas's corn-fed megaboobs.